NEW! 08/16/03
Hot Dog Monday
"Hey, Gage what are you making for lunch today?"
"Hot Dogs"
"Why?"
"Because today is Monday and it's a hot dog Monday"
"Oh, I see every Monday is a hot dog Monday right?"
"That's correct, Chet!"
"What do you put in your hot dog?"
"Oh, I don't know just chili and the mustard or that sort of thing."
"I bet these hot dogs are good, Johnny"
"Of course, they're good Roy, Marco, Cap, and Mike eat it all the time
too"
"I'm sure they're good"
"Yeah Chet, trust me they're good"
Two hours later..
"Well I've gotta hand it too you Chet, these hot dogs were delicious!"
"Yeah Gage, it sure is!"
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The Most Beautiful Singer Ever
"Roy, I think she's the most beautiful singer ever"
"Who?"
"Suzie Madison."
"Is she pretty?"
"Yeah, she's very pretty."
"In fact, she has the most loveliest voice in the whole world"
"Don't I know it?"
"Yeah, you sure do."
"Did you have fun hearing her sing at the nightclub, last night Johnny?"
"I've had a swell time, and when she sang some of her great songs she was
looking right through me with a huge smile on her face!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, really!"
"What songs did she sing?"
"Oh, I don't know, probably "Fever" "Love Will Keep Us Together" and a song that
she wrote for herself called "Great Big Love" that's all I can
remember."
"What about her female backup singers in the band does she sing with them?"
"Yeah, she sang a lot of songs with them."
"Wow, she must a be true singer"
"Yep, she sure is"
Just then Captain Stanley shouted all the way from his office to tell Gage that
he has a phone call.
"John!"
"Yeah, Cap!"
"Telephone, it's Suzie Madison!"
"Wow, perfect timing I better go talk with her right now"
"Johnny?"
"Yeah, Roy!"
"Tell Suzie that she's the best."
"I will, Roy. I sure will."
The End